Me: Bossman is driving me crazy today. I mean, really insane. I just told him he was retarded, TWICE, and he totally deserved it. Guess what he's doing right now? He's going into the (main part of workplace) TO SMELL PEOPLE. Wish I was kidding.
Patient Boy: (dies laughing) Why?
Me: He's convinced someone has been screwing around in his office. So he's going to find out who. By sniffing everyone in the department.
Me: I am the only one with a key to his office. But I have already been cleared by sniff test.
PB: Wow, he is classy.
Me: Yeah. I think he may have suffered a blow to the head or something.
PB: Maybe. (long pause) Wait, he SMELLED YOU?
Me: Yeah. It was awkward.
About twenty minutes goes by
Me: Oh God. Now Bossman is enlisting other crazies to smell people around the department. I seriously can't wait for this day to be over so I can be around normal people.
PB: Wow. I like your day.